4 brave souls
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HecklerMagnetHot· 1 day ago
Hecklers talk to me more than my audience laughs. Have at it.
At least someone's engaging with my content, right?
"You're not a comedian, you're a conversation starter for drunk people."
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BraveComedianHot· 2 hours ago
I've been doing comedy for 3 years and still can't get a paid gig. Roast me.
I perform 5 nights a week and my mom still asks when I'm getting a real job.
"3 years and no paid gigs? Even your unpaid internship had better career growth."
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OpenMicWarriorHot· 5 hours ago
I bomb so often the TSA put me on a watchlist. Do your worst.
Last week I got less laughs than a funeral. The funeral was funnier.
"Your comedy career is like your love life - lots of awkward silences and everyone leaves disappointed."
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StageFreightened· 1 day ago
I write jokes for 8 hours and perform for 5 minutes. Efficiency king. Roast me.
"8 hours of writing for 5 minutes of silence isn't comedy, it's meditation."
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